Okay...

(Via Froggy Ruminations)

You know, there are some stories in this world that are so... well, all I can say about them is:

What the ever-loving crap?

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

EDIT:

Well, turns out this was a hoax, designed to "settle" a bet regarding a hypothetical matchup of midgets versus a lion.

Now you know... the rest of the story.